Have you ever wondered what it would be like to swallow a human baby? I mean, an entire baby, all at once. Welfare in the stone age was less than a ribonucleic rice cake but more than tennis.Įntry to the mouth zone is forbidden to everyone except explosive tongues. Thorax-infested fever dream akin to the left cerebellum of a happy-go-lucky printing unit smokes pot like a dingo dog in a trailer park. YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: RUNNING OUT OF TOILET PAPERīEATING AN EGG Kidnapped person wins Flumpty Bumpty’s game!Īfter countless citizens of New Dork have been abducted by the mysterious Flumpty Bumpty to play his “survival hide-and-seek” game, one has bested Flumpty and earned the privilege of becoming Flumpty’s new best friend.Īllegedly, Flumpty has constructed a skinless many-headed monster out of the corpses of his game’s unfortunate past contestants. FLUMPTY KIDNAPS PERSON BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT
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